A Tradition Like Every Other

Monday, April 19th, 2021

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2 spots left. Hurry up, Bryson.

About the Invitational

Didn’t qualify for the Masters this year? Yeah, us either. Luckily, there’s a golf tournament for the rest of us. A tournament where high-handicappers can cement a farmer’s tan and brag about making two straight pars on the back nine. We call it The Whiffers. You're invited, and it smells better than it sounds.

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Add to My Calendar 2021-04-19 09:00:00 2021-04-19 18:00:00 America/New_York The Whiffers The Inaugural Whiffers Golf Tournament Renditions Golf Course Tim Hurt info@golf.whiffers
The Whiffers is like the Ryder Cup played at Augusta. There are elements of both match play and stroke play. Everyone is paired into a two-person team and play collectively on Team Europe or Team USA. Points are awarded for three matches. Each is worth one point. Matches ending in a draw are worth 1/2 point.

There's also a prize for low team gross, so it's important to finish every hole and continue even if the match is over. We'll evolve this to one Masters-style format in the Spring, and one Ryder Cup format each Fall.
Alternate Shot (Holes 1-6)
Every player tees off. Choose one of your shots, then alternate with your partner until the hole is complete. For example, if your team uses your partner's drive, then you would hit the second shot, your partner hits the third. Etc.

Scramble (Holes 7-12)
Every player tees off. From your team's best drive, you both hit second shots, and so forth from the best next shot until you finish the hole.

Best Ball (Holes 13-18)
Each person plays their own ball. The lowest score for the twosome wins the hole. So if your partner makes a bogey and you make par, your team scores a par. For these holes, individuals will be afforded strokes based on the handicap they provided.
Play each shot for an entire round with the green Lenny Ball, and you will win an official TOUR performance package from spiritual advisor, Lenny Boulevard, rated the #1 Golf Instructor of the Year by Golf Digest and some other good magazines.

“Remember, always swing as hard as you can”
@lennybgolf

First of all, congrats. You are joining the best of the worst. If you win the low twosome, there will be a jacket ceremony to follow the event. Each jacket is hand sewn with an embroidered patch. You are expected to wear the jacket at future ceremonies. The losing country is expected to buy one round of beer for the winning team, however The Whiffers can not officially enforce this transaction as it's an international treaty.
Fancy jackets
Kinda funky
Overheard S#%! Shh!
Real grass ?

Fake Quotes from Real People

Winning The Whiffers gave me the confidence to have sex with my wife.
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Ryan "Baby Fade" Kasperski
— Corporate Card Carrier

Turns out, I got poison ivy from playing this tournament last year.
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Steve "Scratch" Day
— Runner-up Qualifier

Schedule

Welcome Athletes

Arrival

10:00 AM

Mediocre Warm Ups

Practice areas

10:00–10:45 AM

Group One Tees Off

Pairings to be announced

11:00 AM

Group Two Tees Off

Pairings to be announced

11:10 AM

Group Three Tees Off

Pairings to be announced

11:20 AM

Group Four Tees Off

Pairings to be announced

11:30 AM

Winners Announced

Optional beers on losers

3:30–4:30 PM

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2 spots left. Hurry up, Bryson. To qualify, you need $65 and a set of clubs. Please keep track of your handicap and let us know a group/partner preference if you have one.

Congrats
Team Europe

2020 Match Play Winners

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Most Putts

Mike "Found it!" Thiede
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Closest to the Tee

Pmac from the Tips
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Biggest Divot

Tim "Fore right" Hurt
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Best Worst Outfit

Sean the Stache
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Hottest Meltdown

PK yelling at Jimmy
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Most Balls Lost

Lenny Boulevard
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Longest to the Pin

TBD
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